snowball message

I
do
not
know
where
family
doctors
acquired
illegibly
perplexing
handwriting;
nevertheless,
extraordinary
pharmaceutical
intellectuality,
counterbalancing
indecipherability,
transcendentalizes
intercommunications'
incomprehensibleness.

(roughly transliterated, this says that even though the doctor has very sloppy handwriting, the druggist is able to read the prescription anyway, almost by magic!)

whenever I feel blue ...

. . . I start breathing again.

a good psychic ...

"The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was no one on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed." – Ellen DeGenere

I don't make jokes

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." – Will Rogers

give a thought 4 the other fellow ...

"As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something." - Hagar the Horrible